I'm guessing almost nobody. What you have is an acute case of righteous rage against a flaming straw-man. The only medicine against this affliction is girding

I'm guessing almost nobody. What you have is an acute case of righteous rage against a flaming straw-man. The only medicine against this affliction is girding your loins and guarding your mind against those seemingly plausible but ultimately horseshit security theater tropes, so popular among the impressionable today. Attacking curl yielding nerds is not going to get you a botnet.