Problem: God is going to take 20-40 million people and your pets will be left behind. Solution: Atheists Business Model: $100 per every ten years. Approxima

Problem: God is going to take 20-40 million people and your pets will be left behind. Solution: Atheists Business Model: $100 per every ten years. Approximately $10 revenue per user per year. Underlying magic and technology: Heavenly power of God will take people away. The transporting of animals is just basic transport. Marketing and sales: We plan to primarily use fear. We will also market our services through the tens of thousands of congregations around the world. Competition: Google may enter the space as a way to get churches as advertisers. They could house the pets in the googleplex. Team: One of our cofounders is God. He's been the founder of numerous startups including First Life. Projections: We predict 50 million in revenue by the time of the Rapture. Status and timeline: over 100 customers. Rapture hasn't happened yet. Call to action: We need approximately 3.2 million dollars to further market the service and reach God fearing Christians.