"Well Mr. Moore, your background check came up with some problems." "Oh..well I uh..." "Yes, we see you have been convicted of rape, sexual molestation, and k

"Well Mr. Moore, your background check came up with some problems." "Oh..well I uh..." "Yes, we see you have been convicted of rape, sexual molestation, and kidnapping..." "I can explain, I--" "Well despite that impressive resume, I'm afraid we found a copy of your high school yearbook, with a picture of you in the Bible Study club. I'm afraid we won't be able to hire you."