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It "must reassure the Rapture crowd that his pet rescuers are wicked enough to be left behind but good enough to take proper care of the abandoned pets. Rescuer
by akkartik 17y ago
It "must reassure the Rapture crowd that his pet rescuers are wicked enough to be left behind but good enough to take proper care of the abandoned pets. Rescuers must sign an affidavit to affirm their disbelief in God—and they must also clear a criminal background check."
- tansey 17y ago"Well Mr. Moore, your background check came up with some problems." "Oh..well I uh..." "Yes, we see you have been convicted of rape, sexual molestation, and kidnapping..." "I can explain, I--" "Well despite that impressive resume, I'm afraid we found a copy of your high school yearbook, with a picture of you in the Bible Study club. I'm afraid we won't be able to hire you."
- dmd 17y agoQualifications? - Rape, murder, arson, and rape. You said rape twice. - I like rape.