This week I finished reading George Garrett's novel _The King of Babylon Shall Not Come Against You_. Requested by his girlfriend to tell her what Hollywood is

This week I finished reading George Garrett's novel _The King of Babylon Shall Not Come Against You_. Requested by his girlfriend to tell her what Hollywood is like, a sometime screenwriter tells this joke: Two movie producers are lost in the desert, dehydrated and in imminent danger of death. Suddenly they come upon a pure, bubbling spring of water. Thank God! says the first. Wait a minute, says the second, just let me piss in it first.