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Now I can wait in line with my bomb on my body... No need to carry around all of that extra bulk and weight on your body when when you can pack it into a wheel
by Johnny555 10y ago
Now I can wait in line with my bomb on my body...
No need to carry around all of that extra bulk and weight on your body when when you can pack it into a wheeled carryon bag. You don't even need to keep it under carryon size since the airlines don't (usually) screen for size until you get to the gate.
- huffmsa 10y agoWhy not go for broke and do both?
- Johnny555 10y agoIt seems harder to be inconspicuous with 40 lbs of explosives taped to your body than to wheel it around in a carry-on bag.
- huffmsa 10y agoHave you seen the size of the average American? Throw on a staypuff marshmallow parka and you'd look like 40% of travelers this past week
- Johnny555 10y agoSure, you won't look larger than the average American, but they grew that size over months or years and move naturally with the extra weight. Strap on 20 - 40 lbs of extra weight and you won't move naturally anymore, at least without lots of training.