I wish I produced content which made my website die, but I also would never want that to happen to me. I can't understand why everyone doesn't just run an S3 st

I wish I produced content which made my website die, but I also would never want that to happen to me. I can't understand why everyone doesn't just run an S3 static website for most of these personal websites/blogs. And then I remember almost every tool/plugin/theme/etc. is for wordpress and I think "Oh man, must be nice..." Always a tradeoff.