Uuuuuuh... call out the National Guard? knock knock knock <opens door> "Huh?" "I'm Sergeant Jones with the 665th Airborne. Our records show you haven't been o

Uuuuuuh... call out the National Guard? knock knock knock <opens door> "Huh?" "I'm Sergeant Jones with the 665th Airborne. Our records show you haven't been out all week. Come with us, sir... " It'd be different if he handed you a beer first, I guess.