Ah, so if I try this, it won't count because it's No True Icecream. On the other hand, I commend you on being completely consistent and somehow going through w

Ah, so if I try this, it won't count because it's No True Icecream. On the other hand, I commend you on being completely consistent and somehow going through with this conversation without a hint of sarcasm, snark or anything other than a deep passion for the subject. More than I can say for myself. But I'll still hold this as perhaps the most surreal exchange I've ever had and can't quite remove the feeling that this was a masterfully executed joke.