A packet of Maruchan ramen with two cans of beans/peas is the most optimal meal I have been able to come up with considering satiety, minimal preparation and cl

A packet of Maruchan ramen with two cans of beans/peas is the most optimal meal I have been able to come up with considering satiety, minimal preparation and clean-up time and effort, and nutrition. Less than $2, years of shelf-life in almost any conditions, and no facilities other than hot water needed.