Summary: dude spills coffee on laptop, buys replacement off of Craigslist, and notices that used Mac laptops sell at high prices. Dude concludes that this is

Summary: dude spills coffee on laptop, buys replacement off of Craigslist, and notices that used Mac laptops sell at high prices. Dude concludes that this is not because it's what the market will bear, but because of a collective hallucination on the part of the sellers. Dude swears off of vendor for its sorcerous ways and secretly expects others to follow him.