awesome read. very funny in parts. a couple of gems: 'I was talking, nodding absent-mindedly to myself, engaged in a pretend conversation with my pants' and

awesome read. very funny in parts. a couple of gems: 'I was talking, nodding absent-mindedly to myself, engaged in a pretend conversation with my pants' and 'Nothing had prepared me for a meeting. Therefore I decided on the smartest possible thing to do - ignore it like that lump on my balls.'