I tricked Facebook. When they agreed to give me a profile they implicitly agreed to my own ToS. One of the many many intentionally exotic and arcane terms in my

I tricked Facebook. When they agreed to give me a profile they implicitly agreed to my own ToS. One of the many many intentionally exotic and arcane terms in my own is that they must give me a new pony every Tuesday. Since it is Tuesday, and I have no new pony, they are in violation. Next comes escalation into full-blown criminal code violation, woohoo!