Like food critics, some have taken the art of shitting on things to absurd heights. "I find this theory highly disagreeable, it contradicts findings by X and Y

Like food critics, some have taken the art of shitting on things to absurd heights. "I find this theory highly disagreeable, it contradicts findings by X and Y et al." Compared with: "I once asked my dog for a theory on the nature of the universe, whereupon which he vomited violently on the floor. This explanation has more truth to it than the one presented in this paper, which I can only presume was written by students who, in their youth, were savagely beaten upside the head by their parents much to the detriment of their intellect."