Is the color red? If so, this; otherwise, that. It's a little tricky, because in the above, the `if` keyword appears after the question mark. Is the color red

Is the color red? If so, this; otherwise, that. It's a little tricky, because in the above, the `if` keyword appears after the question mark. Is the color red? Yes-- this: no-- that. Trying to make a parsimonious English sentence while maintaining the syntax elements : P