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I would set up a trust in the British virgin islands or Cayman's, transfer the money out there and maybe set up another trust to transfer into if that one was d
by patrickdavey 10y ago
I would set up a trust in the British virgin islands or Cayman's, transfer the money out there and maybe set up another trust to transfer into if that one was discovered. He was spending the money on strippers and cocaine, no receipts required.
Not that I'd do it mind, but I think that'd be a way to get away with it. Reasonable ROI even if you do go to jail for a year or two ;)
Read "treasure islands" sometime. Fascinating.
- fastball 10y agoI'd buy an island in a nation that doesn't have an extradition treaty with Australia, buy a tonne of gold, and move to my island. Whenever I need more money, I sell some gold. Then I figure out a way to make it so that I'm no longer doing anything illegal, and wait for the statute of limitations to kick in. Probably I'd have my lawyer in Australia declare bankruptcy or something.
- JoeAltmaier 10y agoThen 2 guys in a zodiac with guns will come and put a hood over your head, load up the gold in a helicopter, take you away and problem solved.
- fastball 10y agoDid I just rip my idea straight from a movie I'm not remembering, or...?