I have long held that the worst way to die (IMO) would be to fall down a tube of gradually decreasing width, head first of course. It's appalling that someone a

I have long held that the worst way to die (IMO) would be to fall down a tube of gradually decreasing width, head first of course. It's appalling that someone actually did this to animals. Why didn't he just setup experiments where he forced monkeys through a fine mesh screen to prove that their psychological disposition is less than satisfactory when their physical state is reduced to a puddle of goo. Lots of great science to unearth there. Of course, like mice, perhaps he just hated monkeys for the sake of it: http://www.theonion.com/articles/worlds-scientists-admit-they-just-dont-like-mice,1256/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/worlds-scientists-admit-the...