You've no idea what you're talking about. Hedge funds (legally) can't advertise to retail investors (if they do, they're no longer hedge funds, which substantia

You've no idea what you're talking about. Hedge funds (legally) can't advertise to retail investors (if they do, they're no longer hedge funds, which substantially increases their regulatory burden and narrows the range of strategies they can trade). Having said that, even if they could, they probably wouldn't want retail investors - if they're good, they can get rich investors (e.g. $10M+), reducing their administrative costs and allowing them to trade with longer horizons.