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A lead developer starts the fire by gathering kindling. A principle engineer invents new kinds of fire.

• paulddraper 10y ago
  Product manager calls for more wood.
  • bmelton 10y ago
    Sales figures out how to pitch the fire as a feature.
    • TeMPOraL 10y ago
      Lawyers provide a solid defense from the locals who for some reason don't enjoy being neighbours of the new wood-burning power plant.
• angstrom 10y ago
  And someone in AWS gets the 2AM pager wake up call. Kindle. Fire. I'll see myself out.
• pjc50 10y ago
  "Do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?" (Douglas Adams, https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=YKHJ6WQKD3YC&pg=PT142&lpg=PT142&dq=fire+that+can+be+fitted+nasally&source=bl&ots=eKMzO2ueFF&sig=kaJH1INQ1V4DO2-0fNsHoURTc6Y&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi5kqGwxO7QAhVkK8AKHX7EB2AQ6AEIRDAG#v=onepage&q=fire%20that%20can%20be%20fitted%20nasally&f=false https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=YKHJ6WQKD3YC&pg=PT142&lp... )