> But a few thousand remained in my basement and I learnt: there's nothing sadder than a thousand expired condoms. +1 I was once given a few thousand spare co

> But a few thousand remained in my basement and I learnt: there's nothing sadder than a thousand expired condoms. +1 I was once given a few thousand spare condoms after the G&L Mardi Gras in Sydney. By given, I mean they suddenly appeared in my house. Many were used in ways other than intended, like being filled with nitrous oxide :)