> But a few thousand remained in my basement and I learnt: there's nothing sadder than a thousand expired condoms. So you had several thousand at first and ar

> But a few thousand remained in my basement and I learnt: there's nothing sadder than a thousand expired condoms. So you had several thousand at first and are sad that only 1000 is left when they expired? Sounds like you got laid a lot and I would not be sad about that ;)