* Trigger warning * I have to "subscribe via email" if I wanna read that post. If they hit you with a subscribe-wall for content, go ahead and type this fucki

* Trigger warning * I have to "subscribe via email" if I wanna read that post. If they hit you with a subscribe-wall for content, go ahead and type this fucking jQuery into your console: $('html').removeClass('drawbridge-up'); $('#drawbridge-root').remove(); //enjoy the article, buddy Fucking idiots. Don't they know anything about internet etiquette and that they shouldn't use jQuery. There's a joke here -- they shouldn't be subscribe-walling me. Who the fuck uses jQuery and React at the same time, anyways? (Actually, I do :(, but I shouldn't!) Anyways, back to my story. When I was looking for a temporary place near Oakland, I went to Craigslist. Why not? I called up a guy who listed a room for rent. Turns out, he was renting out the room because the girl just died from Heroin OD. :( I ended up talking with him for like an hour. It was pretty sad.