Because "please wait while your lightbulbs perform a firmware update" Because you can't secure that shi... stuff? Because why? Because when I need an internet c

Because "please wait while your lightbulbs perform a firmware update" Because you can't secure that shi... stuff? Because why? Because when I need an internet connected toaster I will give up on tech, on life, on humanity. Because the last thing we all need in our homes is more technological annoyance.