I can see it now: "This graph depicting revenue reveals that the maternity ward is quite the cost center. It should be going up and to the ri

I can see it now: "This graph depicting revenue reveals that the maternity ward is quite the cost center. It should be going up and to the right! Smithers, why are there so few pregnancies? We need more in-patients, otherwise our overhead starts eating away at our profits." "Well, sir, I suppose there aren't as many teen pregnancies as there used to be, and with the benefit of modern procedures, the pregnancies we do see are fairly uncomplicated..." "Uncomplicated?! Why, everyone knows live vaginal births are the devil's causeway. Those infants can't be as healthy as these so- called 'doctors' seem to believe. See to it that more tests are performed. I'm sure we can find something wrong with some of these freeloaders." ...enter Dr. Nick. "Hi, everybody!"