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I've already filed a patent for BaaS (Brainfuck as a service), so don't even think about it guys. I'm in it for the long run ;)

• nickpsecurity 10y ago
  That's funny because I already had this patent describing: "Combination of Brainfuck with paper mediums for transmission to location for processing, storage, distribution, and archiving of said combinations." If you made a Brainfuck patent, you need to write me a check.
  • qwertyuiop924 10y ago
    I can verify: he mentioned it in the thread on the sigtbd parallel brainfuck CPU paper (and yes, that was real: you can look it up).
    • qwertyuiop924 10y ago
      ...Wait, wrong patent. Nevermind. Still funny though.
      • nickpsecurity 10y ago
        You should've left off the correction. Now I can't supeona you for the trial in East Texas.
        • qwertyuiop924 10y ago
          ...Well than you'd sue me when I testified accurately on the stand, and that would hardely be ideal, now would it?