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So we've come to this. At least it's not another javascript framework (ducks).

• yoz-y 10y ago
  Baby steps, but we will eventually get to reactive-brainfuck.
  • Artemix 10y ago
    And maybe a brainfuck framework to develop cross-platform apps
  • Cyph0n 10y ago
    I've already filed a patent for BaaS (Brainfuck as a service), so don't even think about it guys. I'm in it for the long run ;)
    • nickpsecurity 10y ago
      That's funny because I already had this patent describing: "Combination of Brainfuck with paper mediums for transmission to location for processing, storage, distribution, and archiving of said combinations." If you made a Brainfuck patent, you need to write me a check.
      • qwertyuiop924 10y ago
        I can verify: he mentioned it in the thread on the sigtbd parallel brainfuck CPU paper (and yes, that was real: you can look it up).
        • qwertyuiop924 10y ago
          ...Wait, wrong patent. Nevermind. Still funny though.
          • nickpsecurity 10y ago
            You should've left off the correction. Now I can't supeona you for the trial in East Texas.
            • qwertyuiop924 10y ago
              ...Well than you'd sue me when I testified accurately on the stand, and that would hardely be ideal, now would it?
  • ifdefdebug 10y ago
    Ok but first we should rewrite the kernel in brainfuck. No, really.
  • foota 10y ago
    Waiting for serverless brainfuck
  • nickthemagicman 10y ago
    All someone has to do is write a JS->brainfuck transpiler and we could have this.
    • this-dang-guy 10y ago
      How about one where style pages via bf->js->sass->css
      • nickthemagicman 10y ago
        I mean yeah but this is javascript. Only 3 phases of transpilation is for noobs. brainfuck->typescript->es6->via babel->es5->postCss plugins->sass->css->transpiled to react components->transpiled to an Angular 2 project->to webcomponents->transpiled to ArnoldC language->transpiled to a Turing complete Shopify liquid template-> commonjs and browserified->rails sprocket pipeline->then piped to /dev/null It's not easy being a Javascript Ninja/Rockstar.
        • this-dang-guy 10y ago
          /Slowclap :D
        • msiggy 10y ago
          the pipe to /dev/null made it all worth it
    • hobofan 10y ago
      I'd really like to see that. I'm eager to build a small program that takes style offenses like nested ternary operators and replaces them with a still functional brainfuck equivalent, to highlight how anoying that style of programming is to read.
      • nickthemagicman 10y ago
        Thats hilarious lol Or some of those rediculously dense ruby one liners could fit the bill too.