The fault is that they're missing the "fuck the process, let's get this done by yesterday morning or we're all gonna die" button. (Of course, the rule for this

The fault is that they're missing the "fuck the process, let's get this done by yesterday morning or we're all gonna die" button. (Of course, the rule for this button when you have is that you can only press it like once per month or some other arbitrary long time. Oh, and maybe having a physical button that actually sets off an alarm in the office could help too. Maximum annoyance to prevent abuse.)