Honestly was having a hard time determining whether the linked article was satire or not. The picture of the kid who looks 8 years old at the end put me over th

Honestly was having a hard time determining whether the linked article was satire or not. The picture of the kid who looks 8 years old at the end put me over the top. What happened to childhood? I hope this ideal is isolated and not every 12 year old wishes they were a "founder".