I'm sorry, but this just made me literally laugh out loud: "The mother is then spun around and around at a speed the gynecologist has predetermined will be suf

I'm sorry, but this just made me literally laugh out loud: "The mother is then spun around and around at a speed the gynecologist has predetermined will be sufficient to dislodge the infant (or as the patent states, "the fetus"). The apparent maximum g-force for the machine is 7." Priceless. I want to see this in action.