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Mandelbrot Fractals Using MySQL Stored Procedures
- comatose_kid 19y agoFirst the Excel hack, now MySQL. Now I'm waiting for Doom written in COBOL... Seriously, this is sweet.
- phaedrus 19y agoMwahaha, someday I'll work on an enterprise database, and I'll implement a 6502 emulator in SQL stored procedures... The database "data" will actually be op codes for a state machine; other tables will represent registers. The Java "application" that uses the database will just be a sham for the real program which is 6502 machine code inside a database table. I don't care about job security. I just like the thought of frying people's brains when they figure it out.