This is brilliant! As a fellow skeptic of "corporate values" I'm going to remember this one. It might be a fun exercise to trawl through the company values of

This is brilliant! As a fellow skeptic of "corporate values" I'm going to remember this one. It might be a fun exercise to trawl through the company values of failed / disgraced companies to see if there's any pattern, or compare to genuinely ethical companies (if there is such a thing) to see whether there's a contrast.