I loved the sense of humor in the API as well. int32 is_computer_on(); //Returns 1 if the computer is on. If the computer isn't on, the value returned by this

I loved the sense of humor in the API as well. int32 is_computer_on(); //Returns 1 if the computer is on. If the computer isn't on, the value returned by this function is undefined. double is_computer_on_fire(); //Returns the temperature of the motherboard if the computer is currently on fire. If the computer isn't on fire, the function returns some other value.