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One monkey says to a group of other monkeys: "We all need to take one of the 5 bananas we individually have to pay for a 1.2 trillion banana fighter jet that do
by krisroadruck 10y ago
One monkey says to a group of other monkeys: "We all need to take one of the 5 bananas we individually have to pay for a 1.2 trillion banana fighter jet that doesnt work, and also to give bananas to people who aren't contributing any bananas at all"
One monkey from the group, who makes 4 of the 5 bananas, and doesn't want a 1.2 trillion banana fighter jet notices that all the people who are clamoring to take bananas aren't putting in any of the bananas themselves but are instead on the receiving end of the banana transfer, gets annoyed that they are basically having a meeting to take his bananas and give them to themselves. He gets upset by this"
Remember context. Full Context is important.
- zzzzzzzzzman 10y agoNow now now Mr. Monkey, these fighter jets are for your protection! And the blanket banana surveillance we conduct on you and your community is also important so that we can collect a banana salary while protecting you from people that want to hurt you :)
- kalleboo 10y agoNaw that monkey runs the fighter jet manufacturing company, he's all for it and busy paying the lobbying monkeys to make sure the racket continues
- wavefunction 10y agoThe 4 of 5 Banana Monkey not only owns the Fighter Jet Company but also the Banana Plantation. Remember context. Full Context is important.
- ovao 10y agoAnd that monkey may actually be using the bananas it withholds from one group to do social good in a much more efficient manner for another group. Not to condone tax evasion or fraud — I condemn illegal tax evasion — but there are many interesting dimensions to this.