"One monkey says to a group of other monkeys, "we all need to take one of the 5 bananas we individually have and place it into a central banana disbursement fun

"One monkey says to a group of other monkeys, "we all need to take one of the 5 bananas we individually have and place it into a central banana disbursement fund". Then, another monkey from the group refuses to give up one of his bananas. How is this refusal equal to stealing?" This is the most American and the most stupid thing I've read on HN. It's almost pop art.