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Who thinks "please kill yourself" is funny?

• swombat 17y ago
  I also favour "Please run into my fist".
• spokey 17y ago
  Bill Hicks. Not that it is appropriate here, but I assume it is an allusion to the Bill Hicks' bit about marketing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo (strong language)
• mikeyur 17y ago
  I tend to prefer DIAF or "die in a fire"
  • ohashi 17y ago
    DIACF, I like to add the c, for chemical.
  • cdr 17y ago
    A former friend was fond of "I hope you die screaming in a fire", often with additional elaboration.
• blasdel 17y ago
  I'm quite fond of "I hope your head falls off" (origin: http://www.thatcanadiangirl.co.uk/blog/2008/05/30/the-letter-in-the-pond/ http://www.thatcanadiangirl.co.uk/blog/2008/05/30/the-letter...)
  • Mc_Big_G 17y ago
    Funny, I just watched Highlander last night. Hotel clerk to bad guy: "I hope you get your head chopped off, asshole."
• jasonmcalacanis 17y ago
  Please... if you have a sense of humor please get of my internets. No joking on the webs.
• audiomicro 17y ago
  best line ever