It may have disappeared from the internet, but there was a great satirical newspaper at Georgia Tech back in 2001 or 2002 called "Shaft News". They ran an artic

It may have disappeared from the internet, but there was a great satirical newspaper at Georgia Tech back in 2001 or 2002 called "Shaft News". They ran an article about a calculus professor complaining, "How can I be expected to teach when the students don't even know basic Chinese?!"