I was pretty amused when all it took was a feigned-friendly smile (and boobs?) to some TSA employee at SFO international terminal (flying Virgin America) to ski

I was pretty amused when all it took was a feigned-friendly smile (and boobs?) to some TSA employee at SFO international terminal (flying Virgin America) to skip the nonexistent line for the full-body scan and just walk through the metal detector instead. Although, then, another TSA guy who seemed to have nothing better to do determined that he wanted to test to see if my contact lens solution was legit. Happened to ignore the rest of my two baggies filled with liquids and aerosols though... I feel so much safer now.