Can we just go back to the 80's when you could chain smoke your way through duty free cigarettes whilst reading a highly flammable and freely provided newspaper

Can we just go back to the 80's when you could chain smoke your way through duty free cigarettes whilst reading a highly flammable and freely provided newspaper, pissed, oh, and flying at 70000 feet, twice the speed of sound on Concorde? Check in was so much quicker then and nobody had exploding batteries.