MUMPS? MUMPS?? MUMPS??? And they specifically cite the $TEST variable???? The one programming language that I know of in which you can execute both x and y in

MUMPS? MUMPS?? MUMPS??? And they specifically cite the $TEST variable???? The one programming language that I know of in which you can execute both x and y in a "IF t THEN x ELSE y" (not the actual MUMPS commands). That happens because the "t" test sets the value of $TEST (a global variable). The "THEN" part checks if $TEST is true, and if so executes "x". The "ELSE" part checks $TEST and if its false executes "y". If "t" is true "x" calls a subroutine which has a IF that sets $TEST to false then you get thrown in the deepest places of debugging hell. And THAT is a software masterpiece?