For the tl;dr crowd: The opening: I am not a lawyer and I do not have all the facts about the stolen iPhone, but I'm not going to let that stop me from passin

For the tl;dr crowd: The opening: I am not a lawyer and I do not have all the facts about the stolen iPhone, but I'm not going to let that stop me from passing judgement on this case. The end: In summary: a) Gawker/Nick Denton = guilty b) Jason Chen = guilty (of being gullible) c) iPhone seller = guilty d) Using Shield Law defense = lame e) Gestapo Cops = very lame