You can get one eye done at a time, which means what we're really talking about is a 1/10,000 chance of being a pirate. Full disclosure: I've had LASIK three t

You can get one eye done at a time, which means what we're really talking about is a 1/10,000 chance of being a pirate. Full disclosure: I've had LASIK three times[1]. [1]: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13025716 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13025716