In China, two buttons need to be pressed at exactly the same time in order to launch China's backup Dystopian Idea-Holocaust. Mark Zuckerberg, being the serial

In China, two buttons need to be pressed at exactly the same time in order to launch China's backup Dystopian Idea-Holocaust. Mark Zuckerberg, being the serial larcenist he is, flew to China, stole one of these buttons, and replaced Xi Jinping's alarm clock with the other button.