Lol. I used to bait spammers as a hobby, and after a few exchanges with one, I'd tell them how lucky I was that I had been identified as the real owner of $324

Lol. I used to bait spammers as a hobby, and after a few exchanges with one, I'd tell them how lucky I was that I had been identified as the real owner of $324 million in a lost government account. That I had to have been the luckiest person in the world, because not only that, just last week, I won the national Nigerian lottery, and the week before that, a distant great-aunt from Nigeria had named me sole heir in her will!