How not to act as a CEO with a sour reputation of a company with a sour reputation 0. upon receiving an email from someone resigning, disrespectfully tell them

How not to act as a CEO with a sour reputation of a company with a sour reputation 0. upon receiving an email from someone resigning, disrespectfully tell them to fuck off, insult their new employer, delete their account, then instead of apologizing, make up a list of 6 rules telling other people how they should resign to post to TechCrunch and try to regain reputation.