This post is a joke. Seriously, it amazes me that the entire industry seems fixated on a handful of techniques, just like they were with random forests 10 years

This post is a joke. Seriously, it amazes me that the entire industry seems fixated on a handful of techniques, just like they were with random forests 10 years ago, just like they were on SVMs ten years before that, just like they were base neural networks before that. There's a simpler way, nature almost requires it.