I have semi-regular nightmares about getting stuck in eternal stop-and-go traffic on Storrow Drive in Boston on my motorcycle... The lanes are too narrow to lan

I have semi-regular nightmares about getting stuck in eternal stop-and-go traffic on Storrow Drive in Boston on my motorcycle... The lanes are too narrow to lanesplit, there's nowhere to get off (it's a very limited access expressway and the exits are usually even worse) and people honk and swerve around you if you try to attain the average speed of the crowd by leaving a gap. Yeugh. My left hand hurts just thinking about it.