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Warning: this is satire. (I know a lot of you have difficulty with the concept.)

• Keverw 10y ago
  Oh... I totally didn't realize it was satire. But I figured it was a interesting read and I had my own thoughts that I haven't shared from following the news about the new MBPs. I thought the whole esc and esc button over and over again didn't make sense to me but I don't use Vi. So I just figured I didn't understand and skipped over that part.
• icanhackit 10y ago
  Wait, so you're telling me that screenshot with 9 escape buttons might be some sort of joke? Sir I'll have no part in this wild caper.
• mosselman 10y ago
  Haha yes, it is shocking to see all the people taking this so seriously. If I am not mistaking there is still a version without the touchbar right? What is the big deal?
  • hobarrera 10y ago
    The version without the touchbar still requires a bagfull of adapters (which clearly nullify any size benefits), and has no magsafe.
  • oneeyedpigeon 10y ago
    Only the 13" model and it also has way inferior specs. They're clearly phasing out function keys on the pro line.