I can see the uncomfortable scenarios already: Neighbor: Oh hai, can I borrow your circular saw. Me: That one is broken, I got rid of it. (thinking: and you b

I can see the uncomfortable scenarios already: Neighbor: Oh hai, can I borrow your circular saw. Me: That one is broken, I got rid of it. (thinking: and you broke it.) Neighbor: But I just saw on your Blippy feed that you bought a shiny new Makita. Me: (thinking: Oh WTF? Damn you blippy!) Oh yeah, I guess it's not a problem. (now steaming inside)