"You may not be paid to write code, but when being hired we're going to throw every convoluted or esoteric brain scratching coding test at you for you to pass,

"You may not be paid to write code, but when being hired we're going to throw every convoluted or esoteric brain scratching coding test at you for you to pass, which you'll then never have to do again. Until you apply for your next job, that is."