> please drive me to the hospital, I broke my arm > I can't do that, the hospital is within 50 miles of a school and you're banned from being within 50 miles o

> please drive me to the hospital, I broke my arm > I can't do that, the hospital is within 50 miles of a school and you're banned from being within 50 miles of a school, because you commented "she's very pretty" to a picture of your 5-year-old niece and we've decided you're a paedophile.